It's a trick question. The answer is: They both suck equally.
But Universal doesn't think so. They love Kal-El's dad and the Actor Hopeful so much that they've paired them up in the upcoming film The Dance, based on the life of prison boxing coach Billy "The Kid" Roth.
Without even reading the article, i'm going to take a guess here and assume that Nic Cage will play Billy "The Kid" and Fiddy will play a prison inmate.
Am I Right?
Read the article at Empire to see if I'm right.
(I'm right, btw)
You can put this movie on a list of movies that I will never see, EVER. It can have the greatest script in the world (Neil Tolkin is writing it) and the best director (no director has been attached yet) but I still won't see it.
Do you know why?
Nic Cage makes me barf in my mouth. Not a lot, mind you, just a little. But it's enough to make me stay away from any film he's in.
I'm going to call him Puke Cage from now on.
Yup.
That's right.
BTW, I just came back from the eye doctor and they put those eye drops in that dilate your pupils- i can barely read the screen.
Puke Cage.
