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Hollywood Reporter has the latest exciting numbers for the weekend box office.  Two movies that I can't imagine any sane person actually finding interesting took the top spots, while the stellar The Hills Have Eyes came in third.  Failure to Launch took in $24.6 mil to take the top stop, and The Shaggy Dog, which could be more horrifying than an actual horror movie, opened in second with $16 mil.  The Hills Have Eyes rounded out the top three with $15.5 mil.  Now listen, if you are one of the countless hordes of fanboys who enjoy what we offer you, yet you went to see either Failure or Shaggy Dog, please email me.  I want to know where you live and breath because I may come to your home and spank you until your ass falls to your ankles.  Wait you're obviously masochistic, so you'd probably like it more than me.  Perverts.