Biography:
How much space do I have to tell you all about how uber cool I am. Well I was adopted at 3 days old. I know, some of you are laughing and pointing.."dont know who your mom is"...but I point right back. My parent picked me... Yours got stuck. Anyway I got kicked out of 4 different high schools cause Im too cool fer school. And I change my hair color monthly. I love horror movies and voodoo. I long to go to Scotland and buy candles at the C shop..if only fer the hot wax. I long to go to the airport and use a disabled toilet. And I want my cherry blossom tattoo. Jazz festivals bore me, but Id love a neck rub. And Id rather eat shit than apologize. I want warm embraces and razorblade kisses..just so I can know where you have been. I want to burn down this city to show you the light and I want you to wear me like a collar choking you down, if only to my level. There is no rock bottom... help me find the cellar. Mallory Knox has nothing on me... fuck me harder Mary Tyler Moore... let me reach you between the line of love and madness. It is where I call HOME.
And then I went to college.... fer fucks sake.... Im just me.
