Oh my God, she mated again.
In answer to recent rumors that former Guess Jeans girl, ex-Playboy Playmate, former TrimSpa spokesmodel, and ex-reality TV experiment Anna Nicole Smith was pregnant, the octogenarian-loving gal appears in a video clip on her official website to basically say "yep, I'm preggers!"
Floating on an inflatable raft in the pool while a little white dog yaps in the background, the 38-year-old mom-to-be says "let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing."
Oh goody! The sick thing is, I'm sure there a plenty of you sorry bastards out there who will log in to watch the horror show.
Oh, who am I kidding? I know I will too! Like a horrifying car wreck, I just can't look away.
Smith already has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from her first marriage... who was probably accurately spoofed in a MadTV skit where Child Protective Services showed up to take him away and he shouted "Thank God! FINALLY!" I remember some nosy Soccer Mom from my son's school showed me that and said I should find it relevant. I don't know about that, but I did find it hilarious.
