In what many are saying is a loss on the part of Superman Returns, Warner Brothers has announced that the movie will open two days earlier on June 28th (#%$@* yeah!). Now those filthy Hollywood insiders are all a-clamor that this is because Warner is afeerd of Pirates of the Carriibbeeaann 2: Dead Man's Chest, but I know the truth!
I have been petitioning Warners Brothers to open the movie earlier because I just can't wait anymore. What I did was send them a pair of my panties like every day for the last month or so. So finally this Todd kid from the mail room calls me at home and tells me he convinced the brass at Warners to move up the date just for me! And then he asked that I keep sending him stuff and that it didn't always have to be clean or anything. And then I hung up with a chill down my spine.
