Flixens: Movies, DVDs, TV, comic books and pop culture for women. The boys shouldn't have all the fun.

exsponged!!! haha that was a lot of fun. the bad news is... its gonna take a year to build a new...Damn!!

I'd turn myself into a credit card and be all --beep-- new stereo, --beep-- HD TV, --beep-- Presents for all my friends on Flixens

you would have to be Magnetic Man to do that

I'd spend my time corrupting the data on my enemies PCs. If I were UK Plastic Man, I'd just have to have a small piece of metal, cause its all Chip-and-Pin stuff now.

i can't be a superhero. especially US Plastic Man. I was sitting here trying to think of a good thing to do, but all i could come up with were ways to abuse my power for my own good. looks like its gonna be supervillany for me.

...My aunt took me shopping to 'The Barra's'. Although advertised (both then and now) as Scotland's premier semi-covered marketplace, it was, and in many ways still is, a dump. I was pulled across the market by my wrist, passing stalls selling net curtains, see-thru ironing board covers, and lighters by the bulk. Eventually, tucked away at the back of the indoor section of the market, we stumbled across a toy stall, where my little eyes lit up upon hearing I could have anything I wanted. This particular year, I was all about the Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles(stupid censorship), and no self-respecting toy vendor would dare set up shop with out some Turtle merchandise. My eyes passed quickly over the multi-colored plastic casts of superheros and cartoon characters, until they settled on my precious turtles, bathed in that darker shade of green. My eyes focused clearer on my treat, and to my horror realised that these were not the turtles I knew and loved. The colors were all off. The turtles were sporting yellow, hot pink, white, and green eye masks. The paint jobs were lousy, and my favourite amphibians had grown crudely painted triangle-shaped teeth. I watched, almost in pain, as the stall owner picked up the turtle known as wrenbrandt (yes, spelt that way), and placed him in a white and red striped plastic bag. She smiled at me as she handed me the bag, her four piano-pub-yellow teeth wobbling in her diseased mouth, as she chortled at my 'shyness'.

So really, I'm with you on this one, supervilliany is the best. Turning into classic, highly collectable plastic action figures and then being sold on ebay, only to turn into a cheap rip-off turtle.

yeah, isn't there some business over there about showing nunchucks on tv or something?

but nunchucks are fine now, as long as you dont show a cat smoking...

strapped two cigars together and used them like nunchucks???

provided he's beating a mouse with them, but he can't smoke them