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Parker Has 'Affair'

Sarah Jessica Parker, from the overrated and absurd Sex and the City, has signed on to star in The Family Affair.  Affair is about a spunky young gal who has a fling with an older man.  Then she gets engaged to someone else.  When she goes to meet her fiance's parents--guess what?  It turns out that her future father-in-law is the older man she slept with!

That's a movie?  This is brunch for me.  Oy.

Read all about it from the glamourous people at Empire Online.

I was kind of hoping this was going to be a remake of the classic television series Family Affair with Parker as the mom.

That's my favorite position

That way I don't have to look at her ugly ass horse face and that witch's mole on her chin while we do it.

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Thanks for sharing, Ferris

I love how people can just express themselves freely on the Internet.  You must make Sarah very happy.

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In a perfect world...

...Johnny Whitaker would play the older fling.