With North Korea flexing their nuclear program, global warming melting the living space for polar bears, the Middle East situation detiorating daily, and Republicans scrambling to separate themselves from the Mark Foley scandal faster than you can say "Dennis Hastert was my high school wrestling coach," it seems as if the world is about to implode.
But perhaps there are signs that the impending apocolypse might be preventable?
We can at least all breathe easy knowing that home-video porn star Paris Hilton and eating disorder poster-child Nicole Richie have apparently made up and are friends again, just in time for the 5th season of their popular reality show The Simple Life, says CNN. According to executive producer Jon Murray, the duo will team up as camp counselors for the coming season, and that the show may delve into "what led to the breakdown in the friendship and maybe some of the misunderstandings and things that got in the way."
We are all DYING to know, believe me.
Look for The Simple Life to air on E! next spring.
