Mariah Carey has signed a deal to release her own line of perfumes next year.
When I was a kid, my mom would wear perfume that would sting my eyes.
I don't get perfume, who wears perfume?!
Seriously?!
To me, wearing perfume also means using about two cans of hairspray, prancing around in high heels and carrying a dog in your "purse".
I don't get it.
And what's with these celebrity smells?
I mean, it's not like you're going to actually smell like Mariah Carey after the gym - in a strange way, that would make more sense.
No, you're going to smell like whatever eye burning smell Mariah Carey concocts in her lab.
Yeah, for some reason I picture Mariah Carey as having her own lab, where she wears a lab-coat, and glasses without any lenses, mixing smells in test tubes... Every now and then she gets one of her butlers to take a whiff, and if they scream in horror and run to an eye wash station, she proclaims, "success!" in seven octaves.
It would go like this: "Suc-huh-huh-huh-yeah-oooh-ce-oooh-uhhh-huh-yeah-eesssssssss-woah-woah-yeah-ooooooooooh!"
It's a ridiculous image, but that doesn't mean it's not true.
Anyway, read more about it at TeenHollywood.com
