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Iron Man Update: Uh-Oh

The latest news item on the Jon Favreau-helmed Iron Man feature film is that the producers have "rejected" some Iron Man armor designs that were rendered by Brandon Terlow, who does FX work for TV and film.  Apparently he met with visual effects supervisor John Nelson, according to ScreenRant, and while Nelson liked the renders, didn't think that the design was in keeping with what they're going for in the movie, adding that they wanted to go with a design along the lines of Adi Granov.

Terlow then created a few renders inspired by Granov's style, but here's the rub... in either design, I think it illustrates nicely the problem that the Iron Man movie is going to have with its lead hero... it is going to be very difficult to have a guy in an armored suit and NOT have it come off looking like a Power Rangers costume, which has become so ingrained in the popular culture's psyche.

Take for example, the design of the Green Goblin in the first Spider-Man feature film.  What in the world were they thinking?  The scene on the rooftop and the scene of the Goblin during the big parade were just ludicrously bad, looking like they were right out of the Power Rangers Power Hour on TV.  Cheap. Plastic. Suit.  Ugh.

And the suit itself is less of a problem than the actual head, which we can assume won't emote much.  Again, I go back to the example of the Green Goblin or the Power Rangers.  Even Darth Vader in the original Star Wars Trilogy is sort of Power Rangery... what with all the fist-clenching and the finger-pointing.  I just hope they don't light up Iron-Man's eyes and mouth when he talks, like Twikky on the old Buck Rogers TV show.

My hope is that they go the C-3PO route and find a talented mime (or some other physically expressive actor) to put in the suit to give it some real expression without just clenching its fist or pointing its finger.  Otherwise this film is going to fall apart on screen.

cmfe_rawks's picture
I only wish

I knew a damn thing about comics. I came running over here thinking Ozzy had sold his song to Timberland so Timberlake could bring more sexy. but ..just an FYI to how cool I am... I met the Red Power Ranger in 96. He was very sweet. ~jariXX~

seekshelter's picture
i think it might help

if the iron man suit wasn't so polished. and seriously, if a guy was gonna make a suit that he was gonna wear around town, it would be all black not maroon and yellow and there would be horns on the head. freaking giant ram horns... and how about some little wings on the ankles??

cinephile's picture
I thought

that it was all going to be cg when he was in the suit. I don't know how I got that impression but I did.

Movie MILF's picture
CGI

You're probably right... I think I remember hearing that too.  I just assumed at some point they would have some live shots and would use a guy in a suit.  Animators on the other hand, may be able to pull this off nicely.

We'll just have to wait and see, I guess.

Instant Karma's picture
How about.

They just build the suit from scratch? The technology must be there. Yeah, repulsors and force sheilds exist. It's just a damn conspiracy between THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT and the EVIL CORPORATIONS to suppress the technology.

I think it'd be pretty cool if they went with the big clunky grey armour for the majority of the first movie, just so we can see the suits become more refined in subsequent movies (assuming this doesn't totally tank).

Nina Kincaid's picture
Grey armour

That's was one gag I really got a kick out of in the first Spider-Man film... the music swells as we see Peter looking at his sketches for his suit, designing it with steely determination... and then we get the big reveal at the wrestling match where the suit is just sneakers, pants and a red long-sleeve t-shirt with a goofy mask over his face.  That was awesome!

Instant Karma's picture
It is cool

How whatever accident or whatever that transforms somebody into a superhero always gives them really good costume makeing skills. You rarely see a superdude's costume with one sleeve slightly longer than the other, or uneven hems on their trousers.

Course, all the bad guys in The Flash books used to have their very own tailor, but they had some pretty flamboyant costumes...

cmfe_rawks's picture
and yet...

they never seem to add tailor to their list of stuff that they can do... I should become a superhero. I ripped a hole in my skirt the other night...maybe get it bedazzled. where is the nearest toxic waste site??~jariXX~

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"You rarely see a superdude's costume with one sleeve slightly longer than the other, or uneven hems on their trousers."

I think it should be a mixer of both CGI and live action.

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TheThirdDude's picture
The Littlest Iron Giant

Yes, they should go traditional and use a grey suit for Iron Man.

Is this abuse of our image posting powers? I THINK NOT!

Anywho, how could they NOT go CGI with Iron Man?! I'll tell you:

STOP MOTION!!! Get Henry Selick in on this deal!! Have Iron Man made of plasticine, and maybe add some cool antennaeaeaeaeaeae on top, fluorescent ones!!! Oh, and they can't forget the racing stripe, for the sleek fast look, y'know! If they hit any snags, they should just give Michael Bay a ring! He'll know how to change it!

seekshelter's picture
forget the bedazzler...

i want that Bling-it-on thingie. if you are making your own robotic suit, why stop at 2 arms? at least 4 if you really want to kick ass. that silver is pretty cool.

cmfe_rawks's picture
only 4???

I have a "thing" for things with 8 arms. But anything more than that is fucking creepy and should be stepped on. As a non comic - y (?) person...tell me, was there ever a millipede man??? ~shudders at the thought~~jariXX~

cinephile's picture
Hmm

I like the second suit better I think its more armoury

Druuna's picture
Yep.

And it's definitely similar to the design they've already introduced for the Ultimate Avengers animated DVDs.

I hope they...

...crunk it up and add neon lights, beamers and a multi-colored headlight where the chest lamp is, and the boot rockets are like the neon undercarriages on street racers so when he lands, it looks like he's setting down on a radiating platform of light. And possibly place some throbbing speakers to his battlepack, encased in a chrome mesh, that literally make his suit vibrate when the party is going off. Seriously, Tony Stark is a pimp.

Nina Kincaid's picture
Pimp My Suit

That's a good suggestion Punk...  A far cry from the old, gray "Shellhead" armor!  Do you think Tony Stark looks back and says "man, what a nerd I was then!"

Instant Karma's picture
Pimping Iron

That could work. So long as they don't try to add flames for 'ribs'...

seekshelter's picture
why drag optimus prime into this?

why are there 'abs of steel' accentuated on the concept art?? isn't it the suit that gives him the strength? couldn't it like... be me in the suit?? haha

Instant Karma's picture
Optimus/Iron Man connection

Far too many years ago, when they first published The Transformers comic book in the UK, they would run back up strips as well, one of which was reprints of the 70's Machine Man books ('cause he was a ROBOT I guess).

Then they did a Machine Man 2020 story, where he tussled with a nasty ole future version of Iron Man.

See? Totally valid connection...

seekshelter's picture
that suits seems impossible to get into

i mean, how do you bend the iron arms and legs without joints??? he can never gain any wait i guess. body sculpted suits are weird... it makes me think of that superman suit that they put out for kids... the one that has the little fan or whatever that makes it inflate to look like the kid has muscles.

Instant Karma's picture
In the year 2020

I'm sure there will be flexi-iron or something like that. Mmmm, flexi-iron...

And maybe I'll finally get my BLOODY JET PACK that I've been waiting so long for...

Movie MILF's picture
Flexible Armor

Wasn't that the whole point though?  Besides the repulsor ray technology, didn't Stark invent the flexible armor?  Or am I imagining that whole bit from my childhood... I thought I remember reading that.

Druuna's picture
The Iron Gumby

I think it was made up of a very fine chainmail type of metallic "knit", which allowed for flexibility while providing strength. I could be wrong... any Iron Man experts out there??

Instant Karma's picture
Spray Paint

I think the helmet, chest, boots and gauntlets were all metal, but the arms and legs were just leather pants and a vest that the spray painted to look metalic...

Nina Kincaid's picture
Wait...

Are we talking about Iron Man or Leather Lass?

Instant Karma's picture
Under that mask

It could be anyone, even seekshelter....

seekshelter's picture
if he had flexible metal armor

that would mean that he would be vulnerable to physical attacks. it would have to be some type of chain mail...

seekshelter's picture
haha

thats me. i'm a part time power ranger. now leave me alone. the pink ranger and i have a date.

Druuna's picture
Didn't I just say that?

Seekshelter, what part of "a very fine chainmail type of metallic "knit' " didn't you understand?

Boys... Sheesh!

seekshelter's picture
i saw that druuna...

i was agreeing with you. i was refuting milfys flexible armor comment.... and im sure he's not wearing leather pants either...

cmfe_rawks's picture
Am I late??

I heard something about leather pants?? I can only guess they are assless..no??~jariXX~

Druuna's picture
Assless Leather Pants

Is there any other kind?

cmfe_rawks's picture
Actually...

I went to a thrift shop once and saw leather pants with the ASS still intact.!!... no wonder that size 28 GUY (yeah) threw em out. Defective ass -y pants...~jariXX~

Instant Karma's picture
How much

thrift do you need exactly?

TheThirdDude's picture
jesus you people are mad

what's doing this to you folks, is it all the PINK!? Pink on the brain? pink brain? everyone goes crazy!! what about pink iron man... in assless leather pants... dating leather lass?

cmfe_rawks's picture
its my fault

I dont know enough about movies so I make everyhting...uhh...pink. I apologize for sucking as a person.~jariXX~