Variety is reporting that Woody Harrelson has been cast in Paul Schrader's new movie The Walker. The film is about an escort that, uh, escorts old ladies to stuff in Washington, DC. I guess like fancy shindigs and square dancing parties. The movie also stars old people Lauren Becall, Ned Beatty, and Lily Tomlin. I haven't seen a Paul Schrader movie in my life. I have nothing against him, but the opportunity just hasn't been there, okay? I know he's all well respected and stuff. So don't get on me for what I am about to ask him. Just don't.
Mr. Schrader? What woman in her right mind would actually pay to have Woody Harrelson escort her anywhere? I just got a nast-i-chill down my spine just thinking about it. Think about it. I am assuming that Paul Walker was unavailable.
