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According to TeenHollywood.com Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are planning on starring in a film together.

First of all, THAT alone is disturbing.

But wait until you hear what the movie is about...

Ice skaters that fall in love.

According to a source, "Justin is a speed-skater and Cameron is a figure-skater, and the whole thing is set at the Olympic Games in the Olympic Village."

Hasn't this been done before? Like, SEVERAL TIMES?

This is why celebrity couples shouldn't work together, and actors shouldn't write their own scripts. 

Since this "news" story breaks both of my just-now-made-up rules, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake should be launched into orbit...

by medieval catapult. 

Seriously, that's how we should banish people now.