Some wacky dude who calls himself "The Rossman" has an online review of the script for Transformers: The Movie... and it ain't good, fanboys. For all of you pathetic wimps who cried when Optimus Prime bought it in the animated movie (you know who you are), then you probably won't be ready to face up to the reality that is the live-action film, if The Rossman's comments are to be believed.
I mean, sure, the critics hissed and booed Aronofsky's The Fountain, and called it an "incomprehensible mess", but did they think it was "a half-aborted monster that bares no likeness at all to the previous incarnations of its namesake, and still has the clothes-hanger sticking out of its mongoloid skull in a vile mockery of the brilliance that it could have (and should have) been."
Considering that The Fountain isn't based on a previous incarnation, probably not.
The review looks pretty legit, from a script dated February, 2006 and subtitled "Prime Directive." But If you poke around The Rossman's site, you get a feeling that he's one of those guys that thinks he's really clever but his kids are totally mortified by him (we all know the type, right girls?) and that he probably WAS one of those guys that DID cry when Optimus Prime bought it in the animated movie, so while he does bring up some good points, you probably should take them with a grain of salt.
Or not? Maybe the thing really is a complete and utter mess.
But it still has that cute Shia LaBoeuf in it...
...and robots.
