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Down Goes LowTax. Down Goes LowTax.

In the ever weird saga that is Uwe Boll's strange professional career, it seems that last night (hopefully) he jumped the shark and will work his way back to obscurity and low budget films that will never be released.  You  might remember how Boll challenged all of his critics to a boxing match a few months ago.  Most of them ignored his sad attempt at further publicity but LowTax, the founder of SomethingAwful, took him up on it. 

Here for your viewing pleasure is the beat down that LowTax took from Mr. Uwe Boll.  Internet Critics 0, Crappy Directors 1. 


Leather Lass is doing two-a-days in an L.A. gym to get ready for her own Zach Braff bout.  Stay tuned.

Posted by Chesty Larue on September 24, 2006 - 9:57am.
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cinephile's picture
Uwe

Posted by cinephile on September 24, 2006 - 4:27pm.

He reminds me of the russian guy in the Rocky movie. Why Apollo why? WHYYYYYYY?

Druuna's picture
Awesome

Posted by Druuna on September 25, 2006 - 8:11am.

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Instant Karma's picture
That's great.

Posted by Instant Karma on September 25, 2006 - 2:11pm.

But now I wanna see him sumo wrestle Harry Knowles...

Druuna's picture
Yeah!

Posted by Druuna on September 25, 2006 - 2:30pm.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

cmfe_rawks's picture
as said to me....

Posted by cmfe_rawks on September 25, 2006 - 2:48pm.

"I must break you."~jariXX~

seekshelter's picture
what round was that in??

Posted by seekshelter on September 25, 2006 - 4:31pm.

that guy just gave up... did he even train?? how is he going to put that in Postal if he only punched the guy 3 times??

Movie MILF's picture
Pathetic

Posted by Movie MILF on September 25, 2006 - 7:26pm.

I'm with Seekshelter.  That was a really uninspiring display of masculinity.

seekshelter's picture
UFC

Posted by seekshelter on September 25, 2006 - 7:42pm.

yeah... they should pull off the gloves and jump into the octagon..haha.. that would be more in line with the level of violence that should be displayed in Postal. seriously, this movie should be released unrated... there is no way that someone could make this PG-13... for those of you that have never played Postal... its kinda like that movie Falling Down, but with high levels of random violent killing...