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Best Summer Film of 2006?

Although I do not live in North America, I understand that on a fairly global level, the summer movie season is largely dominated by the big American films. I have seen in several places that overall this year's summer films have not been of a very high quality. Though I've not written full reviews for all the summer films I've seen, I will provide a quick look here, and hopefully the other Flixens as well as you readers can leave your opinions as well. In order of release (the period from May to August of 2006):

Mission: Impossible III

This was one of this year's first major summer releases, and the first one that I saw. Compared to Mission: Impossible II it was a masterpiece, but nevertheless I found that it was very conventional in the end. The story was mildly interesting, and for an action movie it was only mildly entertaining. Philip Seymour Hoffman was wasted in this film, playing one of the most generic and unmotivated villains in recent years.

 

 

The Da Vinci Code 

In my review (HERE), I'd written:

I think The Da Vinci Code deserves one viewing, but because of the lack of very interesting main characters and its length (lots of talking), perhaps a second viewing would ruin the experience, as the slowness becomes more apparent. For some people, the film may feel too long, but I think it depends on how interesting you find the mystery to be.

The film received mostly terrible reviews, but I thought that it had more value than what most seemed to think. It was a flawed film, but it was fairly well made, and for someone who had not read the book, the story was immensely compelling.


Over the Hedge

This was perhaps the most surprising film I'd seen this summer. It was far better than I expected it to be, and was a terrific comedy overall. Very light entertainment, but it does its job very well.


 

 

 

 

X-Men: The Last Stand

From my review (HERE):

I could tell that a noble effort was made with this film, as the combination of various elements is always an ambitious task, and though it mostly doesn’t work in this case, it could have still been worse. I saw many interesting components in X-Men: The Last Stand, and had more care and time been invested into refining the film, it could have potentially been an impressive conclusion to the series. Sadly, the parts were not well put together, and as a result X-Men: The Last Stand falls to pieces.

My opinion of this film has not changed, though Movie MILF had liked it, as can be seen from her review.


Click

This was not a comedy, as the previews and the fact that Adam Sandler is the star suggested. This was a drama made by a lazy director, who is more accustomed to trying to make comedies rather than any kind of realistic drama. If it's not too late, rent The Butterfly Effect instead. My biggest regret is that Click did manage to manipulate my emotions using some enormously cliched tricks. I like Adam Sandler, but they used my weakness for him against me for this film! Shame on you!


Superman Returns

This was not a bad movie, it really wasn't, but I thought that it was deeply flawed in the end. Brandon Routh was marvellous as Superman/Clark Kent, and it was obvious that he was chosen for the role because he seemed to channel Christopher Reeve so well. Nevertheless, this Superman was somehow more mature, and Routh evoked a strong sensitivity that makes his portrayal stand strong. He was the best part of the film, and its true saving grace.

The effects were extremely impressive, and the film was visually luscious.

The story, the villain, and the dialogue, however, could have been far better in my opinion. Somehow it seemed as though Bryan Singer and his writers were obsessed with two things: paying homage to Richard Donner's film and making it clear as though being beaten on the head that Superman = Jesus.

Lex Luthor's plan was even more ridiculous than that of Richard Donner's film, and the film uses up all of its momentum in the first half. This is the movie that would never end, and I really felt as though the filmmakers had no faith in the audience's intelligence.

Superman is an icon in his own right, and the messianic aspects of the character are built into his story, so why did they have the urge to repeatedly remind us that Superman = Jesus?

"The son is the father, the father sees through his son's eyes, who is looking at the father, so the father sees himself through his son's eyes..." my eyes watched the film, but my brain was falling asleep.

You made a strong film, Mr. Singer, and I wish that you will continue to make Superman films, but please next time don't treat us as though we were "retarded," to borrow one of Jenny's words.


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

This was my favorite film of the summer. It was darker, and Jack Sparrow played more as a member of an ensemble than as the surprise star he was in the first film, but I liked Dead Man's Chest just as much as Curse of the Black Pearl. It gave me all of the elements I loved about the first film (except for the first appearance of Jack Sparrow), and the spectacle was elevated with Bill Nighy's Davey Jones, a suitable follow-up to Geoffrey Rush's Barbossa, and his crew and sea-monster! Keria Knightley seemed to have grown as an actor, and Orlando Bloom was easy to ignore, and therefore not as annoying as in other films.

Johnny Depp was in terrific form as Jack Sparrow, and he had some truly funny moments, particularly as chief of the tribespeople.

I can't wait for May 2007, when the Pirates saga comes to a finish.


Snakes on a Plane

It was definitely overhyped, and did not perform as well as the producers had hoped, but as far as I am concerned Snakes on a Plane deserves some kind of special award. Of all the films I'd seen this year, Snakes on a Plane was the best at meeting my expectations. I was thoroughly entertained by this non-sensical thriller, and Samuel L. Jackson and the filmmakers can be proud of their work. A completely unpretentious and absurd film, and so easy to enjoy.


So which is (are) your favorite film(s) of the summer?

dougieonline's picture
Mediocre Summer?

Mission: Impossible III
I remember thinking just after watching this "it could have been a lot worse". But that shouldn't be good enough for a summer blockbuster. I agree with your scoring.

The Da Vinci Code
I'm torn over this one. I read the book first, and I love it as a work of fiction. Trouble is, the book doesn't stop anyone from reading it as gospel truth. The film detracts away from that, which is a good thing, but just wasn't as good a film as I was expecting. Still worth watching, and I'll be owning on DVD.

Over the Hedge
I saw this film three, maybe four times, due to the amount of young nieces/nephews/cousins in my family whose parents don't care enough to take them to the cinema. I enjoyed it every time though.

X-Men: The Last Stand
I don't really wanna comment on this one. Only saw it once, really didn't enjoy it, but it could have been down to stuff going on the same week I saw it. Will probably rent it, just to decide for certain.

Click
Yeah, I was surprised at how this wasn't the Happy Gilmore type comedy the trailer made it out to be. I think it deserves two extra heels. One for Sandler hitting David Hasselhoff (anyone who hits him gets my respect) and another having the balls to make the michael jackson clone/molestation joke.

Superman Returns
Pretty much what you said, Zahra.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
I know that part 3 is coming, but the ending was soooo contrived, in my opinion. Other than that, I smiled throughout, pirates rock!

Snakes On A Plane
Incredibly bad film, with some really funny lines. Will probably buy it on DVD for when I'm too drunk to watch a real film.

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My choice? None of those. I dearly want to say Cars. but can't. It's got to be either Clerks 2 or Little Miss Sunshine. Both of them are incredibly funny, with exceptional heart. If pushed, Little Miss Sunshine. If I felt like leaving the house this weekend, I'd have went to see it now its on general release in the UK. I just feel it's an adorable piece of work thats made me smile like no film has been able to do in quite some time.

seekshelter's picture
boring summer movies...

i skipped MI:3 and Click... i'm not a big sandler fan. Da Vinci code was okay, even if they didn't explain to us what knowledge Da Vinci actually had that no one else had... sorry, didn't read the book... over the hedge was a lot of fun. who doesn't like talking animals? i never realized how much gary shandling actually looked like a turtle until this. superman was good, but not as fun as i would have liked. pirates was fun though. i did like it a lot more than the first one, which i really didn't much for. onc question... at the end, when orlando bloom stowed away on Davey Jones' ship... did he just hang out on the front the whole time?? didn't the ship submerge?? he couldnt have hidden inside if you consider that the walls could see and talk...

TheThirdDude's picture
good questions seekshelter

but i've not a clue as to the answers. that whole heart in a jar bit got me totally confused during pirates, i hadn't even realized it was davey joneses's'es's.

Hoffman in M:i:III

I actually thought that Hoffman's character was fascinating in M:i:III. He was basically just a ruthless businessman, but his total lack of motivation otherwise was what made him so compelling for me. When the conflict is personal between the main character and the main heavy, there's something that almost makes it feel safer because it's more understandable. But Hoffman's character was completely self-interested, and the fact that he would invariably hurt you or the people you knew all in the name of business was kinda creepy, to me. It was intimidating. Part of it can be attributed to Hoffman's performance, I think. In that one scene, right after Hunt almost drops him out of a plane, the character is doing his best to maintain a poker face, but you can see how scared and pissed off he is. And then when he says "Ethan," and you can practically see the cogs spinning in his head... I don't know. Just well-written and well-acted. I really liked the character.

All in all, though, I'd say your assessment of the movie matches up with mine pretty well. It was no great shakes. Far better than M:I-2, but still pointless and cliched (despite its air of realism).

Instant Karma's picture
Hard to choose a favourite. Mostly so-so

Of the films mentioned above, I didn't see Da Vinci Code, Click or Over the Hedge.

VARIOUS SPOILER TYPE THINGS BELOW - IT'S YOUR CHOICE!!!!

X3
I thought X3 was pretty decent although it could have done without having the Dark Phoenix part, since she seemed to be a bit of cypher for the most part who was only there to kill off characters.

I never understood the Ratner hatred that a lot of online movie sites whipped up. I mean, has Brian Singer really made a brilliant film since Usual Suspects? And to me, most of that movies brilliance was in Christopher McQuarrie's script. I'd say the action scenes Ratner did were as good as anything Singer ever did and he even carried on the proud tradition set in the first two movies of totally wasting the Cyclops character.

And it wasn't the franchise killer some people say it was. Pretty much every major character development can be reversed if desired for subsequent movies. Charles is in a new body (so a cheaper actor can be hired if they want his character back). The 'cure' seems to be wearing off, so Mystique and Magnetto can come back. Even when you see a comic book character die onscreen (or on the page) they come back sooner or later. You don't even see Cyclops bite it, so that pretty much guarantees he'll be alive if they want the character back.

And who could not love seeing Iceman finally get totally frosted up!

SUPERMAN RETURNS
I wish he hadn't bothered. I would have prefered Superman Arrives or something. I dunno what Singer thought was to be gained by making this a continuation of the Donner movies. All it seemed to do narrow his options for expressing his own vision of Big Blue and worse still, Luthor. Spacey showed that he could have delivered a truly menacing Luthor, but he was unfortunately shackled to the mostly comic Donner version. And as Zahra mentioned, his big villanous scheme was particularly stupid. I think I'd rather have seen him in purple and green armour robbing banks or something.

And when he did depart from the Donner version, it was, to me anyway, a total mess. I found the stalker/homewrecker version of Supes to be somewhat less than noble. Peeking through walls to watch his ex? I mean, sure, I'd do that, but then people don't call me The Man of Tomorrow. Or, "Hey Lois, want to go for a quick flight just so I can remind you of how amazing I am and how your current fiance will never live up to me?" Wow. Heroic.

Brandon Routhe was pretty damn good though.

Pirates 2
Was fun. I remember enjoying it. But right now, I can't remember much of the story, which seemed to be all over the place. The first one sailed close to that (heh, sailed) but this one certainly could have done with some streamlining and simplification. I think most of the enjoyment I got from this came from the fact that most of the principals seemed to be having such a good time. It almost seems like a movie version of a British panto. And I hope Jack Davenport gets more Hollywood work as a result of this. Maybe they could do a movie version of the Ultraviolet TV show he was in. Folks seem to like vampire movies.

MI:3
Another plot I forgot almsot as soon as I walked out of the theatre. Probably on a par with the fist one and still way ahead of Woo's daft attempt. I dunno what the arrangement is between Paramount and Cruise/Wagner, but I think this franchise would stand a much better chance if they killed off Ethan Hunt and really emphasised the team aspect of the missions, which were the bits of 1 & 3 that I enjoyed most. That's nothing again Cruise. I don't really care for the for the Cruise bashing that seems to be fashionable at the moment. Wow, a megastar has some messed up beleifs. That's new.

I'd love to see MI as a kind of spy version of Oceans 11 (but NOT 12) or The Usual Suspects, with a strong ensemble cast. Preferably with a David Mamet script.

Ahhh, I can dream...

SNAKES ON A PLANE
Read the Vern review for this a couple of days ago, and I pretty much agree with everything he said. It fell far short of it's promise and commited the HUGE crime of setting up the expectation of what could have been a truly entertaining scene - Kickboxer vs Anaconda! I mean, I've seen a few movies now, so I feel pretty confident that I know when the filmmakers are giving us information that will be important later on. So when they have a scene that serves only to let us know that there is a kickboxing champ on the plane, I'm thinking to myself "Hmmm, there's a pretty good chance that this is more than just a casual conversation. I'd bet some pretty good cash money that there will be a kickboxer vs snake confrontation at some point. Ugh, coffee Revel. Why do I never learn? Let's just hope it's with a big ass snake!"

Sadly, I would have lost that bet...

So, most of the big summer movies were just kinda okay. Luckily I got to see some pretty good flicks at the Edinburgh Film Festival.

Roll on Spidey 3!

seekshelter's picture
Pirates...

so in the next movie, are they really gonna call it Pirates of the Caribbean: something something?? i mean, its not really gonna be in the caribbean anymore so... they can call it Pirates from the Caribbean or just Pirates. anyway, that was dumb. a friend of mine has a blog with some pix from some shooting in LA they were doing. her dad took the pix, so they may not be the best of what anyone really wants to see. its got orlando and some extras in uniform walking around and Johnny on a boat. if anyone is really interested, i'll ask her if i can steal the pix or link to her blog.

Summer Overview

So yeah, bad summer. But aren't they always? I'm trying to think of what came out last year. Batman Begins, I guess. I think the thing about this summer that makes it seem so uniquely awful is that there were so many hugely anticipated movies that came out and pretty much all of them were letdowns.

Zahra's picture
Excellent points, Ribbons

I was too harsh in dismissing Hoffman's performance. I think my main issue with that role is that he seemed to have an original kind of energy to how he approached the character, but I was wishing that he would be more, or better, developed in the story. With the "twist" ending, it felt to me as though the spooky power he had simply vanished.

I had as much fun during this year's big blockbuster summer movies as in the last few years, and I wonder if the industry are not being bitter at the fact that there are not more people going to see films as the budgets for them keep rising. Looking briefly at the list for 2005, I think that I generally preferred this year's big summer films. Red Eye comapred to Snakes on a Plane? Snakes for sure!

It was a fairly weak summer

It was a fairly weak summer period. MI: 3 really got the party started for me I must admit. I had been deprived of big explosions for a few months so when some juicy fireballs saturated the screen with strong and virile intensity, I was the first one to stand up in the theatre and shout "now that's what I'm talking about!". The bridge scene was rocking. Took me back to the glory days of True Lies, I was crying tears of joy at such beautiful, wasteful carnage. I refused to see films with budgets of less than $150 million for a few weeks after.

PotC: Dead Man's Chest...hmm, I was mixed. The first half was really dull. Orlando Tomb was his usual walking zombie when he had to act by himself. But when the last half started up, we finally got onboard the ride, that shit was slammin'.

Top 5 (of the big) summer releases for me:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean 2
2. MI: 3
3. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. Lady in the Water
5. Miami Vice

Lycaeon's picture
The Descent

I had already seen this over a year ago thanks to a UK DVD, but on the big screen it was good horror. Not much else worth mentioning.

I'd have to go with:

1. The Descent
2. Pirates 2: Electric Booglaoo
3. Clerks 2: The New Batch
4. Beerfest
5. MI:3 The Destruction of Jared Sinh

Druuna's picture
Call me crazy...

... but I had a lot of fun at Talladega Nights. Most laughs I'd had all summer.

Cars? SUCKED.

Pirates? BOOOOORING!

X-Men? Better than expected, not as good as it could have been.

Superman? Major letdown... shackled by Donner's hammy version and a weak script.

MI:3? Really not so bad. Not great, but like a really good episode of Alias.

Scanner Darkly? Loved it. Probably not everyone's cuppa.

The Descent? I don't see what all the hubbub was about... but then again, I haven't seen a lot of modern horror films. Are they THAT bad that The Descent is seen as a masterpiece? I mean, it was okay... but on a "meh" level.

Snakes? Total trash, but fun in a trashy way. But the guy who played the witness had about as much on-screen personality as my big toe. Although really, is there even any reason to critique this movie? It's not like they were really trying... even the title gave that away. This one was one of those movies that will play in an "edited for TV" version on a 24-hour loop on TNT in about 5 years.

seekshelter's picture
druuna = crazy

haha. i dont really think so, but you asked for it. talladega was lots of fun. ever since then, i thank baby jesus for just about everything. i found this site the other day. HowItShouldHaveEnded.com some of them are kinda dumb. i would recommend the superman and the willy wonka ones if you were just gonna watch two. the rest are kinda throwaway.

Edit Button??? there is a Preview Comment Button. isn't everyone using that?

Instant Karma's picture
Preview Button

Is all well and good, but I want a edit function so that when I post something dumb/wrong and somebody points it out, I can go back and correct the incriminating words and make the other person look dumb.

The perfect crime...

Movie MILF's picture
Nah...

Just keep changing your tune and keep blindy moving forward... it's worked wonders for the Bush administration.

Instant Karma's picture
Credit where it's due

He managed to say

"I am often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein was not responsible for the 9/11 attacks. The answer is that the regime of Saddam Hussein was a clear threat."

with a totally straight face.

I'll bet there is a blooper reel of this speech where he needs a few takes on that line before he can stop cracking up...