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Ben Kingsley Licensed to "Kill"

IFC Entertainment is set to launch about 5 new features withing the $4- to $10-million range, with You Kill Me to be the first out of the gate, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

The studio has bought the North American rights to John Dahl's darkly comic tale of an alcoholic hit man, played by Ben Kingsley, who goes to California for a little rest and relaxation from his profession.  There, he gets a job as a mortician, where he meets and becomes romantically involved with the daughter of one of the corpses he is embalming, played by Tea Leoni.  Ahem... that's the daughter, not the corpse.

Kinglsey's character makes a friend, played by Luke Wilson, at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, and soon finds himself wrapped up in his old job again.

I'm sure this is a role that Kingsley will throw himself into with gusto (Bloodrayne, anyone?).  If you only think of Kingsley as the pacifist Ghandi, or the meek Itzhak Stern in Schindler's List, then you obviously never saw him as the insanely brutal Don Logan in Sexy Beast.  This is the perfect role for him, I just know it.

And so does IFC president Jonathan Sehring.  "This acquisition signifies an aggressive new direction for IFC Films," he said. "IFC Films is (now) in the position to acquire and release movies of a much larger scale. 'You Kill Me' is hugely appealing and exactly what we've been looking for over the past several months to launch us in this new direction."

Sounds good to me!  Can't wait!

seekshelter's picture
Necrophilia...

there was a news story about some guys that got caught digging up a corpse of a woman whose picture they saw in the obituaries. apparently, necrophilia is legal is wisconsin. they are only getting charged for vandalism. i just questioned if necrophiliacs had to be sexually attracted to the corpse or if they were picky. blehhh... it would have just been easier to link to my blog there. ... necrophiliac hit man would make for a more interesting movie though. haha... heres the tag line: The horror isn't over after you die!!

seekshelter's picture
that blinding white shirt and tie

were just begging to be photoshopped... but then i realized how much ben kingsley is looking like Anton Levey

cmfe_rawks's picture
is it me...

or is Anton Levey the most unscary guy ever?? maybe its the facial hair, tell him (if he wasnt dead) to get a moustache like Hall n Oates. and a mullet. Mullets are scary. and snakes...so 98. get a llama. llama mean business. and pink is the new black...~jariXX~

Druuna's picture
Totally

LOL He looks like "stock satanic guy #8" from Hollywood Central Casting. It would be scarier if he looked completely non-descript. That's what made Ted Bundy so scary... he was just an average-looking guy who turned out to be a complete psychopath.

Instant Karma's picture
It's Sir Ben!

Apparently he gets cranky if you don't address him with his title. Tit.

Anyone getting a kind of The Matador vibe from this idea? Hopefully it'll be better.

And cmfe_rawks, I hope you're not making fun of people with facial hair...

Nina Kincaid's picture
Oops

You know, I honestly meant to put "Sir" in there... I really did.  Darn.

cmfe_rawks's picture
maybe

but only if you are using said facial hair to be scary. The only facial hair that is scary is unshaved sine nam facial hair. The Fu Man Chu is not scary.~jariXX~

Druuna's picture
Sine Nam?

WTF is sine nam? I give up cmfe... you are a complete enigma to me!!

cmfe_rawks's picture
damnit

damn this no spell check....it was suppossed to read..unshaved SINCE nam facial hair, but I suck at typing. good thing I have a job a blind one legged monkey could do. Bah....~jariXX~

Instant Karma's picture
Whatever you do

Don't ask for an edit button!!!

Bad things happen if you do that...

cmfe_rawks's picture
I have never been good at...

following instructions!!!! WE NEED AN EDIT BUTTON!!!! ~jariXX~

cmfe_rawks's picture
I dont know where else to put this...

but if I ask real nice will everyone put up a bio. I hate going to blank screens when I just wanna know more about you. Im selfish like that. so pretty pretty please..with lil cmfe's on top??? ~jariXX~

TheThirdDude's picture
Well cmfe_rawks

i've gone and done what you asked, and i thought i had a strange story to tell, but allow me to point and laugh at you now:

of course that's all in jest, brother, but if it wasn't for you who knows how long it would've taken me to find out about biographies. cheerio!

seekshelter's picture
clicking on the bio

is how i found out how to post my own articles on here (wasn't supposed to..that bug has been fixed). ill update mine later tonight...

cmfe_rawks's picture
yippie

I love getting my way and now I just feel so much closer to all of you. Dont you feel like we are just a big ole happy family?? I mean yeah, Instant Karma is the crazy drunken Uncle that no one really talks too, but all in all....family.

Spill my beans..mutter..mutter...grumble....~jariXX~

seekshelter's picture
i wanna be the cool uncle

that lets you drink beer and watch rated r movies.

cmfe_rawks's picture
do you have any idea...

how hard it is...not to leave a very bad comment about getting drunk with "that" Uncle??? let me stick this in my tongue more... be good cmfe...be good....~jariXX~

seekshelter's picture
when i was writing that...

i thought of making one of those jokes myself. i just thought i would give you people something to laugh about.

Instant Karma's picture
Bad Uncle?

Hmm, reminds me of Nathan Barley. Did that show ever make it to the US?

Probably wouldn't travel well.

cmfe_rawks's picture
just like...

Haggis, pork roll, and cake thingies...~jariXX~

Druuna's picture
Bio Updated

So there. :-P

Instant Karma's picture
Haggis

Travels just fine. That's why they are so hard to catch, even for seasoned hunters...

cmfe_rawks's picture
I am happy

that all you folks did some bio thing. But can anyone please tell Karma that his is not completely true...he hasnt had the best sandwhich ever. This post has lost all meaning to the movie....my apologies Nina.~jariXX~

Nina Kincaid's picture
No worries

Did I say the comments had to be on topic?  Not necessarily...

Instant Karma's picture
This thread

Went from casting news to necrophilia in one post. I don't think it was every going to recover from that...

Instant Karma's picture
Druuna

Thanks for posting your bio. After reading how you chose your handle, I went and did a google image search. The results were...enlightening...

Nina Kincaid's picture
Karma's right....

Seekshelter sent us all down a dark path right out of the gate.

seekshelter's picture
haha...

i've known what druuna was for a long while now...

cmfe_rawks's picture
whew

Im so glad it just wasnt me....~points and laughs at SeekShelter...~ you have a creepy fetish...heheheh. I swera one day, Im gonna learn to behave.~jariXX~

Druuna's picture
Karma

;-)

Druuna's picture
Video Game

They made Morbus Gravis into a video game, which was pretty horrible. I think it would make a great animated movie though, if anyone had the chutzpah to actually make it as written.