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"Apocalypto" and "Eragon" Trailers Arrive

Two new trailers have arrived on the net in the last couple of days.  We finally get extended glimpses at Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, which looks like it will be distributed by Touchstone after all (there were rumors after that pesky little DUI mishap) and Eragon, the latest sword-and-sorcery epic from 20th Century Fox.

I must say, I was intrigued right from the start about Apocalypto.  The concept I thought was absolutely audacious, and say what you will about our boy Mel, he is probably the only director crazy enough to pull it off, especially when he looks at me with those wild "mug shot" eyes.  Remember the film a few years back, Rapa Nui, with Jason Lee?  No, probably not... I don't think very many people saw it.  But it was a fantastic adventure film set on Easter Island during the time when its inhabitants were building those statues.  This looks similar to that, but on a massively bigger budget, and in a foreign language.  Seriously, how can you not be even a little bit curious after this trailer?  This is exactly what a movie should do... transport us elsewhere.

And speaking of elsewhere, there is Eragon, based on the popular Inheritance trilogy by Christopher Paolini.  While I don't have a chip on my shoulder about dragon movies like SOME people on this site >cough< NINA >cough<, but this particular trailer doesn't necessarily "wow" me, you know?  My middle son has read the books, and I've always thought that they were written to capitalize on the popularity of Harry Potter and the resurgent popularity of the Lord of the Rings.  After all, Paolini was only 15 when he started righting it in 1998, initially published by his parents.  As my ex-mother-in-law liked to say "so what does THAT tell ya?" The movie, at least from the trailer, looks more of the same as well, with obvious nods to the visual aspects of the LOTR and Potter films.  Personally, I'm SHOCKED that Jeremy Irons would even attempt to do another Dungeons and Dragons-type movie, and John Malkovich looks utterly bored.

Check 'em out and decide for yourself.  Click on the images to go to the exclusive trailers at Apple and AOL MovieFone.

dougieonline's picture
Apocalypto looks cool

Did anyone else notice Snakes On A Mayan Warrior? I'd go see Apocalypto, but I'm not so sure about Eragon. I had to watch the trailer on YouTube, cause AOL was messing me around (link here if anyone else is struggling). Although, if someone can promise that Draco from Dragonheart (voiced by Sean Connery) has a cameo, I'll be there

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Instant Karma's picture
Haven't watched either trailer.

Have been intrigued by Apocalypto for some time now, and I really like this poster for it.

As for the other poster, didn't noboby at the studio notice the really obvious typo on the freaking title? Surely it should be a D instead of an E.

I hope Jeremy Irons doesn't become the new Julian Sands...

Nina Kincaid's picture
Ugh.

I dread Eragon.  That is all.

Instant Karma's picture
Somehow

I skipped over the fact that this is based on a book written by a 15 year old. Hmmmm...

Anyone else think Reign of Fire was fun in a stupid, over the top way (please note, this is NOT a question about Matthew McConaughey's pecs)?

Leather Lass's picture
Reign of Fire?

It was shit.  It promised something it didn't deliver.

Nina Kincaid's picture
Reign of Fire

I admit it... I liked that one.  Mostly because of McConaughey's scene-chewing performance, but I thought the concept was good.

And I also liked Dragonslayer.  I don't have a problem when the dragons are mean, fire-breathing killers... it's when they get ret-conned into being sentient, friendly, English-speaking noble creatures that I go crazy.

Like the dragons in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  That dragon wanted one thing and one thing only, and that was to kill Harry.  THAT was very cool.  Plus, the way they had it clinging to the shingles of the tower, scampering across the sides was really exciting.

I just can't stand the whole "dragon rider" concept.

Instant Karma's picture
I agree

About it not delivering on the whole dragons wiping out the combined military might of the world aspect, but it did have guys parachuting to try and trap dragons in a net!!

After that, I was happy. The rest of the movie could have been a musical about forbidden love between Christian Bale and a dragon and it wouldn't have diminished the enjoyment of such a ridiculour moment.

seekshelter's picture
this did look like dragonheart

ive never read these books, but had an interest in seeing how this movie turned out. after watching the trailer i have now lost all interest in it. my guess is that it will make some money, but not as much as would be expected. the plot that it touched on seemed really cliched.. bad guy tracking young boy to get his blue rock... a lot of chasing... dragon is born... befriends boy... blah blah blah... do the dragons talk? if they do, they were wise to not show that in the trailer...

on the other hand, i've been interested in apocalypto since the first teaser. this new trailer looks good, but threw off what i had assumed it was about... i thought it was gonna be spanish explorers showing up and the trouble that caused... and not something about tribes quarrelling... interesting

Druuna's picture
Dragonslayer

I'll say this about Dragonslayer... some of those pre-CGI dragon effects still hold up today. Especially the first "reveal" in the cave.

Instant Karma's picture
Stoopid Quicktime trailers!

Why is it that I can play some and not others, even after I get the latest version?

Bah!

dougieonline's picture
Quicktime

Only very rarely will quicktime just sit there and refuse to do anything, but normally just refreshing the page kicks things into action
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seekshelter's picture
quicktime is the soul of the devil...

some things work for me...some things don't.. same with media player... i guess its how whoever sets up their junk on the page.. like on the adult swim fix page.... it used to work for a friend of mine, but then like 2 weeks ago, everytime she opens the page up, it shuts her browser down... we cant figure out how to get it to work for her...

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I loved Dragonheart, but my

I loved Dragonheart, but my advice is dont watch it if you have ingested hallucingeons. You will go crazy. ~jariXX~

Instant Karma's picture
Good advice.

Other films to avoid while under the influence of hallucinogens include Apocalypse Now, Head and Evil Dead.

Fantasia and Toy Story on the other hand. Great time!

Lol

Evil Dead,lol

Me and the wife will go see Eragon if I can get out to the UK before Dec... I have a lot on my plate at the moment 2 movies and a weird project that I can't even explain O_O I guess as long as the sponsors like it I guess who cares O_o. One question about Eragon... Do the blue dragon talk? I have the book in front of me, but I'm to lazy to sit down and read it.

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seekshelter's picture
ive been wondering

if the dragons talk too. i dont see why they would. do they have dragon schools where they go to learn english?? but even then, what kinda slang are they gonna use?? i always wondered about that. take Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. the british guys are in space talking to aliens that are using british slang as well.

I guess

You're freaking right... Haven't watched Hitchhikers in a while so I forgot... Did anyone read the book?

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Druuna's picture
Babel Fish

Wasn't that all explained away by that miraculous little creature that one wears in one's ear?

Lol

I really need to watch it again... I forgot about that too ;p

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seekshelter's picture
may be right about hhgttg

technically, the babel fish translated the sound into brain waves so his mind may have just interpreted things like Torch/flashlight or biscuits/cookies... but that still doesnt exlain how the names would be translated... so that may not be the best example... i guess a better one would be Lord of the Rings.

Nina Kincaid's picture
Babel Fish

Right, that's how I remember it... the Babel Fish in your ear fed off of conscious thought frequencies from the beings around you, but then excreted a telepathic matrix that was then picked up by YOUR speech center which would then essentially translate the frequencies into whatever vernacular was typical for you.

Ingenious.